Top 10 Indicators you are on OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN
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By MS 2BU in Politics Published: Monday, 24 August 09 - 05:42 PM (GMT -07:00) |
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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
10) Your wife's annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."
5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
3) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."
2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!!!!!
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